ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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