well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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