I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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