Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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