i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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