this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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