Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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