It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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