A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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