I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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