Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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