no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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