Just fell off a train. Bad.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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