But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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