So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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