Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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