Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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