Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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