okay pat passed out under dana's car
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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