The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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