I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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