He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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