Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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