i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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