I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
40s are totally the cure
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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