where am i from again
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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