Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
im on a boat
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