If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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