Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we're making bets on your personal life
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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