How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Randomize
