matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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