wrigley field is MILF paradise
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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