he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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