So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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