he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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