I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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