this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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