You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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