can we get nightvision for the apartment?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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