What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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