ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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