I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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