dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she told me i tasted like america
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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