gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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