she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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