Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Come see our sink grown plant.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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