I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You left your underwear on the fireplace
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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