If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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