I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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