I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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