just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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